Singlehood
Old Navy has the greatest t-shirt out ever. You know how you can always find cutesy romantic t-shirts? Well, thank goodness, somebody has finally come out with a funny one for girls who don’t have somebody to adore them. And after 22 years of being single, I figured I deserved to buy myself one to commemorate the fact. It says, “single” and then has a ‘dictionary’ definition reading “The option to choose between the quarterback and the lead singer.” I love it! Not that, were I to choose either a quarterback or a lead singer, they would be at all likely to choose me back. But in theory…hey! Don’t laugh! It could happen. 
